Wife, Mummy, Nurse: Unraveling and Cutting a Baby Blanket {#InappropriateElf}

08 December 2012

Unraveling and Cutting a Baby Blanket {#InappropriateElf}

You may have heard about the Elf on the Shelf.  Charis now has one, which she affectionately calls, "Doll. Naughty."  Why does she call the Elf naughty?  Because the Elf did something VERY bad today.

I was going out and told the Elf to keep an eye on the Christmas gifts and make sure Charis did not open them.  This is the account what followed the conversation...


While I am out, the Elf proceeded to open Christmas gifts.







I return from my trip to the mailbox and found the baby blanket unraveled and cut to shreds.  Hours of work gone down the drain!!!  Off with his head I say.



Do you have an Elf on the Shelf?  If so, how do you like it?
Go check out the entries for the 2012 Inappropriate Elf Contest
and vote for me #87.  Thanks!!! 

6 comments:

  1. Sarah, This is about the funniest post I've ever seen! My d.i.l. recently told me about the Elf on the Shelf (I'd never heard of these...), so I at least had some context...truly funny, my friend. :) I'm off to vote for you! Merry Christmas, ~Lisa

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  2. This is terrible. I hope your child did not see, or you should expect to find all the blankets in your house torn up and cut.

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  3. But on second thought, after viewing the other entries for the Inappropriate Elf contest, this isn't so bad.....

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  4. I can't believe he did that! Just horrible.

    Funny post!

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  5. This was pretty darn funny. I have a couple of little elves who have done similar things.

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